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skipwebb
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posted 10-31-2008 10:13 AM

Check out the guy on the public side who did the sheep. I wrote the following reply to him but couldn't bring myself to post it. Sooooo, I'll post it here to get it out of my system.

"Joe, If you didn't give the vodka to the sheep to get her drunk, the statute has run on both offenses (just joking) Study hard, do well in your criminal justice classes and you'll be fine. You're not unique, believe me. I've heard others who have admitted to the same thing and still got into law enforcement without problem. Law Enforcement said they were OK (but the sheep said they were baaad) I just couldn't help myself, but that's funny, I don't care who you are."

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ebvan
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posted 10-31-2008 11:22 AM

Pretty good Skip. My initial reaction was to suggest he switch his major to anything but Criminal Justice or Animal Husbandry.

Maybe Law School. I'm seeing numerous prerequisites for a career as a Defense Attorney. Perhaps even a Doctorate in Near Eastern Languages with a side business running an anti-polygraph web site

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Ex scientia veritas

p.s. Ahhh I feel much better now.

p.s.s. OH NO I Can't STOP!!!!!. At least he practiced safe beastiality. Legend has it that "Syphilis" was the name of a mythic Greek shepherd, who was cursed by the god Apollo with a dread disease. One of the first observable symptoms was thought to be an irresistable urge to wear oversized rubber knee boots or the afixing of an oversized button to the front of one's tunic.

[This message has been edited by ebvan (edited 10-31-2008).]

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